plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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