are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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