this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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