I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Ladies don't puke and tell
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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