hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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