I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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