I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
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Hey! At least you're being honest about it! hahah
This is when the original texter goes to his girlfriend and spills her guts. Redeems herself somewhat and gets revenge in the process. Eff yes.
This is not an "awesome response." The guy is a dick. I hope she tells his girlfriend what he's been up to.
hahahaha, awesome response
Tell her to quit whining and take what she can get
He really should have broken up with his girlfriend... Save her the misery of finding out he's a douche bag.
1054 has to be the dumbest motherfucker ive seen comment on here. it could be a dude you stupid cu t
uhhh...why wouldn't it be from a girl? It says I want you to be my BOYFRIEND and he responded by saying he's not going to break up with his GIRLFRIEND.
yes 'cuz that would be crossing a line
Well, technically it could still be a guy. Either way, someone gets hurt.
You just got burned!
1:01am, i agree... i love this site. its made so many of my evenings more fun.
heres how you knwo its a girl.\n\nIts a guy. Who has a girlfriend. Who is banging somebody else.\n\nIf he is STRAIGHT, and clearly likes girls and fucks girls and dates girls, he obviously is WELL KNOWN to be straight... he would NOT be ruining his entire rep AND going against his instincts, to bang a guy.\n\nNot saying anything against gays BUT I AM SAYING that g ays should respect HIS STRAIGHT PREFERENCE the same way I respect g ay peoples preferences.\n\nhe was straight, common sense, get over itt
Serves her right, shes fucking a dude that has a girlfriend. No guy wants a relationship with a chick like that otherwise he'd be dating her in the first place.
@1054 maybe the first texter is into guys
This is too familiar!
Haha well that sucks ass
no. awesome response. lmao
I'm a girl
i was in that same situation (didn't get a response like that though..dbag)
I'm so happy this website exists.
I like how everyone's assuming the first text is from a girl..
I think we assume he was screwing around because it says "I'm tired of just hooking up." just a thought
the mosssssst painful thing in the world
FAIL!!! Bwahahaha! Funny shit though. Can we say FML???
Wait, who says he was even screwing around? Ever met a crazy chick who just won't get a clue?
I say way to go, man. Stay loyal!