in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You can't motorboat a personality
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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