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  • Submitted by fresh on Jun 19, 10 at 2:44pm

    well this is retarded.

  • Submitted by tesscavs08 on Jun 19, 10 at 2:34pm

    Was it an iPod touch?

  • Submitted by klangford on Jun 19, 10 at 3:25pm

    Better than Steve Jobs coming on your iPod.

    • 54 58
      Submitted by joeavino on Jun 20, 10 at 1:25am

      Or Steve Jobs coming on you.

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    Submitted by CAAF on Jun 19, 10 at 3:02pm

    WTF - tfln?

  • 72 53
    Submitted by germanotta on Jun 19, 10 at 5:54pm

    ive posted so many good ones and this one gets on. thats cool.

    • 63 49
      Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 21, 10 at 10:27am

      I know the feeling. Ive sent in just a couple actual texts that I thought were funny as hell and they never get posted. But this lame fucking garbage makes it through.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by laxpro60 on Jun 19, 10 at 3:17pm

    WTF is a Internet god

  • 55 49
    Submitted by megagamer on Jun 23, 10 at 2:15am

    Wow... I just read that TOO fast... Akward...

  • 60 60
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 20, 10 at 1:25pm

    This belongs on MLIA not TFLN

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    Submitted by jaybram24 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:44am

    wtf does steve jobs have to do with that song being on your ipod. you're the one who puts music on your ipod.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 19, 10 at 4:27pm

    Ha. Not as good as when a man loves a woman. Nothing is....sigh.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by bienlunee on Jun 19, 10 at 2:39pm

    Hahahahaha...what?

  • 52 56
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 21, 10 at 10:28am

    HOLY SHIT this text is stupid!!!

  • 54 63
    Submitted by littlefish09 on Jun 19, 10 at 4:33pm

    Bailey's. Mmmm creameh

    • 47 59
      Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 19, 10 at 5:16pm

      easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.

    • 49 61
      Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jun 20, 10 at 1:24am

      wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 20, 10 at 10:41am

    No wonder u always smell wierd

  • 51 65
    Submitted by evil_knieves on Jun 19, 10 at 4:19pm

    You are such a nerd. Who cares?

  • 51 66
    Submitted by oldgregg on Jun 19, 10 at 6:05pm

    Fuck all of you

  • 50 64
    Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 19, 10 at 4:37pm

    Does MC Hammer get royalties for this text?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by bienlunee on Jun 30, 10 at 10:40am

    ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S AN IPOD "TOUCH". Get it? You CAN touch it? Haha.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 20, 10 at 12:27am

    This is fucking retarded

  • 45 66
    Submitted by emmacakez on Jun 19, 10 at 3:02pm

    This is really confusing xD

  • 42 64
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 20, 10 at 2:56am

    I hope this guy gets hit by a fuckin bus

  • 46 73
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 19, 10 at 3:49pm

    Nice klang

  • 44 80
    Submitted by imoldgregg on Jun 19, 10 at 2:39pm

    IM OLD GREGG! Gross.