the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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