Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
