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  • i thought the same about snakes. terrified the shit out of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:41pm
  • i used to think that birds turned on the street lights since they always sit up there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO! like when you unplugged the drain to the bathub and it made that sucking sound i thought it was sharks -_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Yeah I had that fear when I was 8, and this site is definitely fake. I have had 7 people submit a few texts and no one has gotten one ou here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:13pm
  • la canada! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 2:01am
  • Not funny, but me too. I also used to be fucking terrified of flying sharks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:22pm
  • haha....i used to think alligators came outta the toilet so id always do the hover when i went to the bathroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:13pm
  • I used to think snakes could climb through my toilet so I did the hover thing too. It was ridiculous. Sometimes, when I'm in the country, I still do it, and I'm 19 years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:13pm
  • bullshit....five would not fit in a bathtub

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:33pm
  • OMG!! I did too! I hated to take a bath becasue I was afraid Jaws would bust through the faucet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:55am
  • i used to think that too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I thought so too. And was afraid to close my eyes in the shower when washing my hair. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:19am
  • me too...well not out of drains but from the swimming pool walls..haha. oh the imagination of a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:25am
  • I never swam over the drains for that reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:32am
  • Wow! Me too!! i'd always be too afraid to go into the deep end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Wha wha what. . . they can't?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:55am
  • I still get nervous being around a swimming pool on my own. x.x In my case though there's a legit case of near-drowning when I was five, so that's why. If there is even just one other person, I'm good though.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 1:37pm
  • I used to be scared to pee I thought they would popped out of the toilet and eat me.

    Submitted by Vraaa on May 16, 10 at 8:55pm
  • I lived in Hawaii when Jaws first came out. Shortly after seeing it my Dad went on a night fishing trip. I got up efore sun rise to go use the toilet. There were 5 hammer head sharks in our bath tub. I screamed like a little girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Omg so did I lol:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Haha that happened in some children's book I read!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:37am
  • these are getting less and less funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:24am
  • Omg I thought the same thing after I saw jaws I used to think that he would pop out of the drain in the bath tub and eat me!! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:02pm