I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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