butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I can't put those talents on a resume
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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