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  • men know how to do their own laundry......?....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:51am
  • And by "FIRST" I really mean to say that, "I've got a zucchini in my ass, MOTHER FUCKERS!" -10:01

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:10am
  • So you've only got ONE pile then, huh? Sorry 'bout your luck. :( Sincerely, The Truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:04am
  • 1:42, it's supposed to be crazy shit. Chill out or don't read it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Hey! I don't belong here!!!! Sincerely, The Polka-dotted man-zier in the "Got Laid" Pile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:13am
  • Where can I meet these dirty sluts from tfln???!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:10pm
  • There is no 1:25 you moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:15pm
  • OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAZAAAAAAAAY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Good idea!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Where do the "got head instead" clothes go?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:46am
  • OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:24pm
  • I bet there are a lot more clothes in the "didn't get laid pile" since you had to write about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:19pm
  • In soviet Russia laundry seperates you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:12pm
  • I was thinking the same thing 11:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:00pm
  • I do this all the time!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:43am
  • This could be a woman..

    Submitted by wildcat2010 on Jun 21, 10 at 6:11am
  • Dude! That's so cool! I could only dream of being half as cool as the wild and crazy person who sent this text! Fucking nuts! Maybe I should try to be a mod so I can approve super cool texts exactly like this one! That'd be cool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:11am
  • depends on which pile was bigger for a good or bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:49pm
  • make sure you pretreat those stains, monica!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Lies from 10:33, he's never got any cuz he's a little bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:33am
  • I separate my boxers like that the ones that didn't get laid get wore again the other ones are dirty and need to be washed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Regardless of the piles, you're still a tramp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:04am
  • You could have labeled them pj's with and without stocking feet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:19am
  • Let me help - just put all your polos in the didn't get laid pile, and all your flannel/plaid shirts in the DID get laid pile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:11pm
  • My big pile would be got laid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:33am
  • This is crazy shit? Get out more. Sex or no sex determines how eventful an evening is rated? How bout something a bit more creative? Next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:50pm
  • which pile s bigger??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:20am
  • wat about the "im gonna show zero mercy to that pussy once i get in it" pile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:29am
  • Good idea!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Only in Marietta...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:37am
  • FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:01am
  • I bet the 'get laid' pile was empty (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:53am
  • Sometimes I wonder how shit makes it past the reviewers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:42pm
  • this guy is a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:18am
  • 11:46 Those are the best clothes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Great now just donate the "didn't get laid" pile and your set.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:08am