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  • Submitted by deform on Nov 29, 10 at 5:17pm

    Been there brother. Hang tough

  • Submitted by DustyBozangas on Nov 29, 10 at 2:31pm

    His ex must be a stripper.

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    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:27pm

    I actually find this really depressing for some reason.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 6:34pm

      It is. The guy's being a big baby about it. ;-)

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    Submitted by Doppler on Nov 29, 10 at 11:50pm

    Sorry bro :(

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    Submitted by _blaze on Nov 29, 10 at 3:09pm

    i hear ya man.

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    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Nov 29, 10 at 2:24pm

    You can never be to sad for booze and strippers! they make everything better

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    Submitted by mmmmrobalisa on Nov 30, 10 at 11:12pm

    this actually made me kinda sad...

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 11:13pm

    Buck up lil camper, before you know it, you'll be back on pervert row with a drink in one hand and a dollar bill in the other when the DJ. Announces Sky taking the stage. And what do you know. It's the ex on stage, coked out and having a hard time!

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    Submitted by cjredsox on Nov 30, 10 at 7:04pm

    This sucks... Not so funny

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 7:14pm

    Best way to handle a breakup is to sleep with her roomie. Worked for me!

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      Submitted by moyhing on Nov 30, 10 at 12:43pm

      But what if the roomie is a diseased ugly whore?

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    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 30, 10 at 7:40am

    wah wah, I'm too much of a pussy to move on, wah wah: that's you OP

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 2:51pm

    Strippers make me sad because they demand real currency instead of game, and I am broke. :(

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    Submitted by MIK3YMIK3 on Nov 30, 10 at 8:15pm

    Yep been there

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    Submitted by kaylovely on Nov 30, 10 at 2:35am

    Idk what you are talking about said8ED, (which, I really hope is a Ramones' reference) it makes me really uncomfortable when guys start crying about our relationship.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:11am

      I'm not picking up on what you're trying to convey

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    Submitted by dawgs on Nov 29, 10 at 2:23pm

    Send the strippers and booze my way!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 2:31pm

    You must relinquish your mancard

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 8:00pm

      Okay, girls. We know that you like it when I guy gets all torn up. Real guys don't sit home and wallow in misery. Accept that fact.

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        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 8:01pm

        *sit home

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 8:14pm

          and *a guy. Holy sh*t, these snowstorms are tough on my liver AND my typing

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    Submitted by amw88 on May 11, 11 at 12:59am

    Never to sad for giggly boobs in my face! It's great! makes me smile! It's like having double mint gum double boobs in face! New one are always worth the 20 dollars!

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    Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Nov 30, 10 at 3:51am

    You returned her CDs but obviously she didn't return your balls. Best way to get over someone is to get under someone. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/