Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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