I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Well get your shit together then.
Who the hell takes their earrings off at other people's houses anyway? How does that even need to happen for sex to happen?
it's for sleeping, moron
Humblebrag at it's finest.
At one point a long time ago, can say been there, done that, and with a friends high school aged brother as well. I was not proud then, but kind of am now.