Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I am naked and annoyed.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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