She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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