Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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it's better than finding and/or fucking a dead guy in the bathroom like in Clerks
Heavy on the masturbation today TFLN.
I like your style.
passed out in his own juices
in his own juices...who says that?!?!?
Obviously it's not hilarious if I think it's fucking stupid..
We all don't think like tools, sorry 3:42.
2:24 it's hilarious and you know it. you're "fucking stupid"
glad we have log books for that!
bahahahaaaa. "passed out in his own juices" this made me crack up lol
Oh, 703. You make every night an interesting one.
Doubtful, 12:27, given the responder's query as to the closing time. My guess is a fast food place or a convenience store.
i personally find the reply to this funny "you guys are open that late"
totally disregarding what the text was, almost like its a normal thing.. lol very funny
It just centers some people to jerk off in the bathroom
yeah i noticed that too 11:01
You work at a hotel dont cha?
he was probally thinking about an over-sized clit - Clerks 2