You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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