I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she peed on how many people?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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