The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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Really? I've been doing it wrong...
How else do you dry it off?
May not be typical. If it worked, it worked!
Probably why OP got smacked to begin with
Damn... Been doing it wrong for years, apparently..
Go die in a hole please