Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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