just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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