Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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