i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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