I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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(Also, If you know Hebrew and the first Genesis creation story with allusions to goddess Tiamat, and how the Red Sea story riffs off those, this text makes a good gender reversal.)
Somehow I'm not sure this reference would please your religious Ed instructor.
The hostess with the moistest.