I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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