It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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