yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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