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  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:22am

    that sucks bro.

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:17am

    Haha I'm first! :)

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:28am

    Cum towel? Fucking nasty.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:35pm

    @12:38 Hahaha I laughed more than the txt itself

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:27am

    That's just nasty man

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:38pm

    Masturbation is exactly like procrastination: it's all good and fun while you're doing it but in the end, you realize you just fucked yourself.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:30am

    I have a cum towel too, it's all her mouth

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:43pm

    Laughed out loud

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:41am

    Sounds like you need your own place

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:24am

    Been there.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 6:46am

    LMAO GENIUS 12:38

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:33am

    Get a girlfriend and quit jerking it loser.

  • 77 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:49am

    My girl won't let me jerk off...she wants every load

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:19am

    Haha u still live with u mom that sux o .... First

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:29am

    Wow guy, get a gf so u can just cum in her! Do I have to spell everything out?!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:38am

    It's called a monkey rag. Tool

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:42am

    Normally i just cum on my dog so i dont need to worry about a towel

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:00am

    WTF!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:08pm

    Happens to me everytime, you just need to hide the stack til it's laundry time...

  • 29 42
    Submitted by FunnySh1t on Aug 7, 11 at 2:12am

    Use tissues or paper towel, then say you blew your nose. She wont check, unless she catches you mid-jerk.

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:38am

    It's called a monkey rag. Fuckin tool