as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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that sucks bro.
Haha I'm first! :)
@12:38 Hahaha I laughed more than the txt itself
Cum towel? Fucking nasty.
That's just nasty man
Sounds like you need your own place
Laughed out loud
I have a cum towel too, it's all her mouth
LMAO GENIUS 12:38
Masturbation is exactly like procrastination: it's all good and fun while you're doing it but in the end, you realize you just fucked yourself.
Get a girlfriend and quit jerking it loser.
My girl won't let me jerk off...she wants every load
Haha u still live with u mom that sux o .... First
Wow guy, get a gf so u can just cum in her! Do I have to spell everything out?!?!?
It's called a monkey rag. Tool
Use tissues or paper towel, then say you blew your nose. She wont check, unless she catches you mid-jerk.
Normally i just cum on my dog so i dont need to worry about a towel
Happens to me everytime, you just need to hide the stack til it's laundry time...
It's called a monkey rag. Fuckin tool