im about as happy as oj after his trial
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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