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  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:33am

    Gotta do what u gotta do

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:31am

    how did she send this text?

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:20am

    Phones are not meant to be inserted into the vag. Dumbass.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:26am

    That's so fucking gross

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:15am

    it doesn't have to be UP her vag to get her juices on it...

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:17pm

    Or maybe she got a new phone...

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:01am

    ewwww.... i think vaginal secretions don't count because THEY ARE NOT WATER!!!!! you dumb ass...

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:39pm

    I want to meet this girl, that is beyond hot

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:45pm

    9:07, ever set your phone on vibrate?

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:48am

    im hoping she has like a juke or a krzr. cuz if you can fit an iphone up there...that's a floppy vag.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:04pm

    maybe she was fapping to porn on it and came on it

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:48pm

    i want to know what was said to the service provider. and really...all of you who masterbate with your phone...you use that on a daily basis...disgusting

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:49am

    can't lie, I have put my phone in my pants...but never in my vag. never in my underwear...and for that very reason. hah imagine if it shocked you when it got wet...that would've been an ever MORE awkward convo..."mom I have to go to the hospital cause my cell phone shocked my vag!"

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:22am

    Reasons to love long island

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:46am

    Been there and I love you brother

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:47pm

    that's fucking disgusting.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:02am

    Duflo did that once and got a mip

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:08am

    Using the cell on vibrate mode? Nice

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:20pm

    No need 2 say nasty things or call names- not her fault she's a good shot- who said she put it in her? have you never done anything w/your phone on your bed or in the vicinity of gettin' it in? if she gets that wet- either dudes really good or that's a human slip & slide that i want a turn on...

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:41am

    I think someone needs to invest in a vibrator! ( ; mine was only like $20 and its water proof!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:23am

    wow, awkward conversation with the service provider...

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:38am

    I bet this person had the ivibrate app... That's nasty

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:51am

    or maybe this is a guy texting and he tried doing something a little dirty to spice up his sex life with his girl and now he needs a new phone. I wonder if it was worth it.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:00am

    Shouldn't you have soaked it in water if it was already damaged? I mean, that should have removed the smell / lube right?

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:19pm

    Yes it is! Any water or physical is. Even if it's just water based..

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:53pm

    9:07 - It was going the extra mile for customer service.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:05am

    Mone was only $20 and I'm quiet guy!

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:07pm

    What the fuck was her phone doing in her vajay?

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:20am

    They'd probably figure it out once it started smelling like fish tacos

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:42am

    so goddamn fake. as 10:31 said, how'd she send this text? this crap is getting old- no one texts these kinds of things to friends.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:06am

    @9:48, you must have been smaller than an iPhone when you were born to say something so stupid.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:50am

    I don't think she actually damaged the phone. Just read the insurance policy, figured it out and was texting a friend. a friendly fyi

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:54pm

    ever thought that she didnt stick it anywhere it just came in contact or that it never actually happened and she was just saying

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:15am

    I got mine for $18, and it's waterproof. Small, but veeeeeeeeeeeeery effective. ;)

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:13am

    mmm that is hot. I always wondered if girls used their phones as vibrators....

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:45am

    Okay, did anyone think that maybe this is something other than masurbating... Maybe (s)he was wasted and accidentally layed on top of the phone/near the phone while fucking...idk, just a thought.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:11pm

    squirty squirt squirt....

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:29pm

    why would you put it in your underwear you fucking retard

  • 36 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:34am

    squirt squirt........

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:44pm

    sounds like the OP has a case of chlamydia. Tasty