So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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Gotta do what u gotta do
That's so fucking gross
Phones are not meant to be inserted into the vag. Dumbass.
how did she send this text?
maybe she was fapping to porn on it and came on it
9:07, ever set your phone on vibrate?
Or maybe she got a new phone...
ewwww.... i think vaginal secretions don't count because THEY ARE NOT WATER!!!!! you dumb ass...
I bet this person had the ivibrate app... That's nasty
it doesn't have to be UP her vag to get her juices on it...
im hoping she has like a juke or a krzr. cuz if you can fit an iphone up there...that's a floppy vag.
i want to know what was said to the service provider. and really...all of you who masterbate with your phone...you use that on a daily basis...disgusting
Mone was only $20 and I'm quiet guy!
Duflo did that once and got a mip
Reasons to love long island
that's fucking disgusting.
Using the cell on vibrate mode? Nice
I want to meet this girl, that is beyond hot
I think someone needs to invest in a vibrator! ( ;
mine was only like $20 and its water proof!
No need 2 say nasty things or call names- not her fault she's a good shot- who said she put it in her? have you never done anything w/your phone on your bed or in the vicinity of gettin' it in? if she gets that wet- either dudes really good or that's a human slip & slide that i want a turn on...
9:07 - It was going the extra mile for customer service.
What the fuck was her phone doing in her vajay?
Been there and I love you brother
can't lie, I have put my phone in my pants...but never in my vag. never in my underwear...and for that very reason.
hah imagine if it shocked you when it got wet...that would've been an ever MORE awkward convo..."mom I have to go to the hospital cause my cell phone shocked my vag!"
wow, awkward conversation with the service provider...
Yes it is! Any water or physical is. Even if it's just water based..
@9:48, you must have been smaller than an iPhone when you were born to say something so stupid.
so goddamn fake. as 10:31 said, how'd she send this text? this crap is getting old- no one texts these kinds of things to friends.
They'd probably figure it out once it started smelling like fish tacos
mmm that is hot. I always wondered if girls used their phones as vibrators....
ever thought that she didnt stick it anywhere it just came in contact or that it never actually happened and she was just saying
why would you put it in your underwear you fucking retard
I got mine for $18, and it's waterproof. Small, but veeeeeeeeeeeeery effective. ;)
or maybe this is a guy texting and he tried doing something a little dirty to spice up his sex life with his girl and now he needs a new phone. I wonder if it was worth it.
squirty squirt squirt....
Shouldn't you have soaked it in water if it was already damaged? I mean, that should have removed the smell / lube right?
I don't think she actually damaged the phone. Just read the insurance policy, figured it out and was texting a friend. a friendly fyi
Okay, did anyone think that maybe this is something other than masurbating...
Maybe (s)he was wasted and accidentally layed on top of the phone/near the phone while fucking...idk, just a thought.
sounds like the OP has a case of chlamydia. Tasty