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  • Gotta do what u gotta do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:33am
  • That's so fucking gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:26am
  • how did she send this text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:31am
  • Phones are not meant to be inserted into the vag. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:20am
  • Or maybe she got a new phone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:17pm
  • maybe she was fapping to porn on it and came on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 9:07, ever set your phone on vibrate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:45pm
  • it doesn't have to be UP her vag to get her juices on it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:15am
  • ewwww.... i think vaginal secretions don't count because THEY ARE NOT WATER!!!!! you dumb ass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:01am
  • Mone was only $20 and I'm quiet guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:05am
  • I think someone needs to invest in a vibrator! ( ; mine was only like $20 and its water proof!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:41am
  • Duflo did that once and got a mip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:02am
  • i want to know what was said to the service provider. and really...all of you who masterbate with your phone...you use that on a daily basis...disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I bet this person had the ivibrate app... That's nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:38am
  • im hoping she has like a juke or a krzr. cuz if you can fit an iphone up there...that's a floppy vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:48am
  • Reasons to love long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:22am
  • Using the cell on vibrate mode? Nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:08am
  • I want to meet this girl, that is beyond hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:39pm
  • No need 2 say nasty things or call names- not her fault she's a good shot- who said she put it in her? have you never done anything w/your phone on your bed or in the vicinity of gettin' it in? if she gets that wet- either dudes really good or that's a human slip & slide that i want a turn on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:20pm
  • 9:07 - It was going the extra mile for customer service.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:53pm
  • that's fucking disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:47pm
  • What the fuck was her phone doing in her vajay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Been there and I love you brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:46am
  • so goddamn fake. as 10:31 said, how'd she send this text? this crap is getting old- no one texts these kinds of things to friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:42am
  • wow, awkward conversation with the service provider...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:23am
  • can't lie, I have put my phone in my pants...but never in my vag. never in my underwear...and for that very reason. hah imagine if it shocked you when it got wet...that would've been an ever MORE awkward convo..."mom I have to go to the hospital cause my cell phone shocked my vag!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:49am
  • mmm that is hot. I always wondered if girls used their phones as vibrators....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:13am
  • @9:48, you must have been smaller than an iPhone when you were born to say something so stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:06am
  • They'd probably figure it out once it started smelling like fish tacos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:20am
  • ever thought that she didnt stick it anywhere it just came in contact or that it never actually happened and she was just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:54pm
  • why would you put it in your underwear you fucking retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Yes it is! Any water or physical is. Even if it's just water based..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:19pm
  • I got mine for $18, and it's waterproof. Small, but veeeeeeeeeeeeery effective. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:15am
  • or maybe this is a guy texting and he tried doing something a little dirty to spice up his sex life with his girl and now he needs a new phone. I wonder if it was worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:51am
  • Shouldn't you have soaked it in water if it was already damaged? I mean, that should have removed the smell / lube right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:00am
  • I don't think she actually damaged the phone. Just read the insurance policy, figured it out and was texting a friend. a friendly fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:50am
  • squirt squirt........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:34am
  • squirty squirt squirt....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Okay, did anyone think that maybe this is something other than masurbating... Maybe (s)he was wasted and accidentally layed on top of the phone/near the phone while fucking...idk, just a thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:45am
  • sounds like the OP has a case of chlamydia. Tasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:44pm