thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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You fail at life.
Its girls like this that make the rest of us look like man stealing sluts.
Triple whoa, girls like that not only make other women look like sluts but guys who cheat on their gfs with skanks like this make the rest of us men look like man-whoring shitbags.
dude, I am a man-whoring shitbag, and as any self respecting male, how can you not be proud to be the same?
Am I the only person that didn't understand that at all?
Liver of steel to make it through a year and a half of drunk eating
i don't think the bush administration has only been around for a year and a half. hmmm...
read the txt again, and if it still doesn't make sense to you someone will explain it.
Betterday: Obama denialist or reading comprehension of a slug?
Drunk eating every single day since January? This chick must be a heifer
trouble is, today is the day that I don't give two shits about your dumbass text... trading one for another doesn't = win...
what makes eatting while drunk so special that it now has it's own term "drunk eat"\nthat's just retarded
im pretty sure she isn't drunk every time she eats, but she eats every time she's drunk
this could be a guy
these pretzels are making me Firsty
This chic has to way like 400 pounds!
Totally the area code for where I go to school.
make a mental note to kill yourself
I love bing a man whore
wait... so every time youve eaten in the passed two years you've been drunk?!?!?!
You cant blame your being a slut on bush
This is an offhand political statement rather than a commentary on the op's behavior dumbasses.
315!!! Utica, NY!!!
Why do you read this if it offends u so much u fucking idiots? " omg she makes girls look like sluts blah blah " grow up cunt.