drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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