That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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