Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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