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  • 81 71
    Submitted by Scho_nuff on May 15, 11 at 5:24pm

    The blue kid says "thanks for fallin asleep dick"

  • 82 81
    Submitted by mbthagreat on May 15, 11 at 6:16pm

    All haters

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Michguy on May 15, 11 at 6:41pm

    On-duty would be dedicated. You are just a loser.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 15, 11 at 3:52pm

    you are not

  • 64 57
    Submitted by chode4life on May 17, 11 at 9:23pm

    see the tube, smell the tube, have sex with the tube....BE THE TUBE

  • 69 68
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 15, 11 at 5:35pm

    You are not the most dedicated life guard ever, and you will single handedly raise the liability insurance rates for the company you work for.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by SthrnJezeBelle on May 17, 11 at 11:04pm

    Coming from a place where we purchase and carry our own tubes... Well done. I've had many an OFF-DUTY night where I answer the phone with "Go Ahead" and my tube nearby. \nWork hard, play hard.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on May 15, 11 at 3:16pm

    First!