Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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