It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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