The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Isn't that what a bathroom is for...or maybe that was a sexual invitation...like "ooh honey, you so fine! There ain't nobody in our restrooms. When my boss isn't looking I'll come join you! Now, your total comes to..."
It's cause you were making a golden arch in front of burger king.
nunu you crazy, bk has the best dollar menu of the fast foods. spicy chicken crisps and single stackers are heavenly for a buck each. buying anything besides dollar menu is stupid though
it ain't a dollar no more its like buck 50 for a cheeseburger...yea its good but damn I'm at a value menu for a reason
Glad you figured out serenading was not the best idea but you still utilized the 'pee anywhere in a tuxedo' card.
Should have taken a dump
This text was sent from Kingston, not Ottawa.
Ottawa girls...soo classy
fuck Burger king there foods "meh" at best the only reason I went there was there ultracreepy probably a rapist mascot sneaking into people's bedrooms in the night to give them his hot meat
I retract this for not doing so would make me a hypocrite as I am eating a bacon double whopper with cheese and drinking a hieny and its fucking delicious