I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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