You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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