Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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