Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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