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  • I didn't think her American accent was real until I noticed she was morbidly obese, lacked any half decent concept of sarcasm and was unable to spell properly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 5:09am
    • Funny....fattest women alive is from France. Everyones got porkers running around.....your fatties just dont get air time....well...cause...no one cares about you

      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 26, 10 at 9:10am
  • Sorry, what? I'm British and I don't know anyone with bad teeth. I think it's time to get some new stereotypes..

    Submitted by Tash on Mar 26, 10 at 5:05am
  • Theres no such thing as a "British Accent". Retard.

    Submitted by james00wade on Mar 26, 10 at 4:07am
    • Not to sound totally ignorant or anything (ignorance = don't give a shit 'cause "I'm better than you", stupidity = lack of information because their IQ can't keep up, me = I've always been taught that a "British accent" exists but love learning), why isn't there "British accent" and what are other acceptable names for English accents? \nThank you :)

      Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:59am
      • Maybe to a British person you dont have an accent....but you guys have the most recognizable (and retched) accent in the whole damn world...\n\nSpot of tea old chap? Chip Chip Cheerio!

        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 26, 10 at 10:11am
        • As long as they're not saying stupid shit, I love their accents!

          Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:22pm
        • The problem is you only know the overly-posh RP accent, which barely anyone speaks anymore. You want to hear real British accents? Listen to Jason Statham or Tim Roth.

          Submitted by DFree on Mar 27, 10 at 4:19am
          • I don't like the posh English accent. My ears can taste the disapproval in their voices.

            Submitted by 1time_2many on Aug 19, 12 at 5:59am
  • Hahaha. 972 

    Submitted by michaelmurphy on Mar 26, 10 at 2:49am
  • More americans have no teeth or dental care than even live in Britain. And lucky for Brits, they don't have to go bankrupt/homeless/ die in childbirth

    Submitted by jasdf on Mar 26, 10 at 9:37am
    • Better check your facts....less then 20 percent of Americans dont have health coverage..also check the news...thats changing..and yet we still have better teeth....go play in traffic snaggletooth

      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 26, 10 at 10:05am
  • Yeah this happened to me once. I didn't realise this girl an American until she started spouting ignorant generalisations, that are about as true as Saddam Hussein having WMDs.

    Submitted by moshmosh on Mar 26, 10 at 4:06am
    • Yeah the English can talk about going into a country and taking it over for no damn reason.....better check your history books.

      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 26, 10 at 9:04am
  • Lmfao. Who the fuck cares if it's stereotypical?it's meant to be funny

    Submitted by alyshayo on Mar 26, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Dallas woohooo!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 5:17pm
  • I didn't think she was American until i saw the light shining out of her ass.

    Submitted by yehwhatever on Mar 29, 10 at 12:48pm
  • what? does this even make any sense. I hope the OP realizes this probably started this whole argument of worked up, over reacting people. That was probly his reason too.

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 25, 10 at 10:39pm
  • "the UK is one country" - just how thick are some of the kids on this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 5:08am
  • I'm British and my teeth are fucked. This is real.

    Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:27am
  • Damn. \nI CAN'T HEARNG ANYTHING OVER MY FREE HEALTH CARE.\nGO CHECK OUT THE MALL DUDE... AND LIKE TOTALLY SCREW YOUR SISTER.\nsterotypes much?

    Submitted by PancakesHolla on Mar 31, 10 at 1:26am
  • My god Vanessa's gots a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx

    Submitted by SizzleLean on Mar 25, 10 at 10:32pm
  • No such thing as a British accent. Britain is made up of England, Scotland, N. Ireland and Wales, and the accents in each are as different as English is to American.

    Submitted by MuseChick on Mar 26, 10 at 12:25pm
    • I see your point here, but I also believe Brits typically refer to us as having American or "Yank" accents. You can argue the same for America- a Southern accent does not sound like a New York accent which doesn't sound like an Ohio accent. The UK is one country just as we are; therefore, any of those accents could reasonably be deemed a British accent, just as any of ours can be deemed an American accent.

      Submitted by Ophelia77 on Mar 26, 10 at 10:39pm
  • quit arguing. Stereotypes are for people that can't think for themselves.

    Submitted by Murphy334 on Mar 26, 10 at 1:32pm
  • Butter tooth Britts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 9:01am
  • Another way to tell that Gwyneth Paltrow's accent is an affectation.

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 25, 10 at 10:37pm
  • i met an american once. she was nice. \nbritish people are better, purely because we pretty much took over the world at one point. we're shit now. but so is america

    Submitted by munk132 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:53pm
  • Actually 9:37 they do. Not everywhere in britain is it posh and perfect.

    Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 28, 10 at 11:07am
  • I'm british and yes actually this is pretty true. My teeth are real fucked up, I wish I could be like the gorgeous Americans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:16pm
  • It ok. Our nukes will knock out all your teeth! Dumbshits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Guys, it's supposed to be funny. Come on there's a reason we all laugh at Austin Powers, not all Brits are like thy but it's funny any way.

    Submitted by PinkPenguin on Mar 26, 10 at 10:32am
  • Brits and Yanks at each others throats. Bahahaha. Too funny.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 18, 12 at 12:00am
  • Ah come on u lot it's a joke Austin powers anyone?! Seriously tho only the queen has a British accent and the upper classes!!!

    Submitted by britney09 on Mar 26, 10 at 1:52pm
  • There's no such thing as a 'British accent' you twat. Also, I'm English and my teeth are perfect. Nationalised dentistry rocks.

    Submitted by noseyrosie on Mar 28, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Europeans got jank teeth. Just sayin...

    Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 25, 10 at 10:55pm
  • 6:16 pm isn't British lol

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 27, 10 at 12:18am
  • I didn't think her American accent was real until I saw that she was so much better than british people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:54am
  • 10:32 fuck yeah! I'm watching that right now!

    Submitted by Enmor on Mar 25, 10 at 11:00pm
  • I'm British but my teeth are FINE! I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones...

    Submitted by kathyroxursox on Mar 27, 10 at 10:23am
  • pretty sure this was posted by a girl i went to school with.

    Submitted by cr33p on Mar 28, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Have you never talked with her face-to-face?

    Submitted by NCA on Mar 25, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Ouchh.

    Submitted by noshatsherlock on Mar 25, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Wow that's extremely offensive. Probably would have been better off not putting that on here. Just a thought.

    Submitted by hek10 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Im british and ive had braces for two years... My teeth are still fucked up

    Submitted by duckmiester on Mar 28, 10 at 1:39am
  • So very true and this makes perfect sense!

    Submitted by GrapeApe1204 on Mar 26, 10 at 4:36am
  • I'm surprised about how many British people were on this site. But, this is probably gonna cause some big argument featuring all-worked-up Americans and people from England.

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 27, 10 at 12:16am
  • From my experience, a lot of British people DO have bad teeth, but so do many other cultures including Americans. If it is a "true stereotype" (idk if it is since I've never been) I'd think it wouldn't be crooked teeth but stained stained teeth from all the black tea they drink, but I drink a lot of tea and as long as you use a whitening toothpaste it doesn't change the color of your teeth.

    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:03am
  • 10:39 - everyone knows it already. The English haveHORRIBLE teeth. Check it. It's so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 1:14am
    • If you were to "check it", you'd realise it's a complete myth derived from the fact that the only English actor you know is Hugh Grant. The English actually have a better dental practice than the US, people like you just perpetuate the stereotype out of some overly patriotic inferiority complex.

      Submitted by DFree on Mar 26, 10 at 3:25am
      • Derived form the fact that the only English actor we know is Hugh Grant???? Just read that to yourself again....

        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 26, 10 at 10:06am
  • damnn nigggahh

    Submitted by treesap46 on Mar 25, 10 at 10:08pm
  • pretty sure this was posted by a bitch i used to go to school with.

    Submitted by cr33p on Mar 28, 10 at 12:25pm