my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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