is your mom at the bar?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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