We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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