Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
