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  • Why don't you cry a lil more 8:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:09pm
  • you should have called her out and asked her to prove it. You big pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:49am
  • Maybe you need to send better texts, 8:04. 'Ur cute!' and 'i'm so drunk' probably won't make the cut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:11pm
  • 10:26 will never get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:23am
  • Joker u got them from ur mom when she tried to abort u Fuck You

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 8.04 me either, sent in at least 10 and none have been used.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06pm
  • 10:10 is an insecure whore who's parents cut her off from the trust fund, sorry sweetie but it's time to grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Y does everyone on a texting site bitch about spelling shorthand and crossing all ur t's this isn't a resume'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks she sings Karaoke "dude looks like a Lady-Boy"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:34am
  • Y u be hatin on Jeff man? He ain't done notin but tell u sluts what da fuck is goin on mann

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm
  • wanna know something funny? when i originally sent this text, it was to my friend jeff hahahah -spike

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Hahaha I love Jeff!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:32am
  • hahhahaha killer line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Does anyone else want to fuck the lace body suit American Apparel girl just for shits and giggles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm
  • the american apparel girl needs some bigger titties stat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Fuck all yall nlggercunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she was a pretend doctor who considered herself so good at sexual relations that he would have an erection forever! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:07pm
  • fake jeff, atleast get it right if you're going to mock real jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:27pm
  • i send 10 a day... only 7 of mine have been posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:24pm
  • 8:04 I feel ya man, I've only ever had 1 posted of the 12 I sent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:23pm
  • "And the Lord God sayeth, 'She will take your temperature rectally with her meat thermometer. Dude looks like a LADY." -Jesus "187" Christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:06am
  • Rutherford pays ladyboys for sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:46am
  • She was a hoe fo sho Sean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:48pm
  • This site has PermaJeff, it's just as annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Charles Rutherford believes when ur done u will have "fire in the hole"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Get on that is all that needs to be said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:36pm
  • I'm rick James bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Oh I get it! I am a fuckin douchebag that needs to get a life and maybe lose my virginity rather than posting the most obvious shit on this website..... --Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I never get my TFLN's posted on here it's annoying I've sent about 7 and none hav them have been posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:04pm
  • permaboner= priapism (what a terrible costume--she wasn't even in character!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:12am
  • You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18am
  • jeff, honey, you're slacking, where are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:36pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Oh I get it! For Halloween the girl dressed up like a medical practitioner and after she was done examining him sexually, his erection would never go away! --Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:46pm
  • This text is funny...in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:21am
  • damn all these trolls are so upset by jeffs success, first they try copying him then they mock him now they are cursing him... anything for a little bit of acknowledgment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:10pm
  • 9:26, yeah if she's lesbian too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:52pm
  • 8:11, Of course they won't make it, since they actually make sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:13pm