she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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Why don't you cry a lil more 8:04
you should have called her out and asked her to prove it. You big pussy!
Maybe you need to send better texts, 8:04. 'Ur cute!' and 'i'm so drunk' probably won't make the cut.
10:26 will never get laid
Joker u got them from ur mom when she tried to abort u
8.04 me either, sent in at least 10 and none have been used.
10:10 is an insecure whore who's parents cut her off from the trust fund, sorry sweetie but it's time to grow up
Y does everyone on a texting site bitch about spelling shorthand and crossing all ur t's this isn't a resume'
Charles Rutherford thinks she sings Karaoke "dude looks like a Lady-Boy"
Y u be hatin on Jeff man? He ain't done notin but tell u sluts what da fuck is goin on mann
wanna know something funny? when i originally sent this text, it was to my friend jeff hahahah
Hahaha I love Jeff!
hahhahaha killer line
Does anyone else want to fuck the lace body suit American Apparel girl just for shits and giggles?
the american apparel girl needs some bigger titties stat
Fuck all yall nlggercunts
Oh I get it! It's funny because she was a pretend doctor who considered herself so good at sexual relations that he would have an erection forever!
fake jeff, atleast get it right if you're going to mock real jeff
i send 10 a day... only 7 of mine have been posted
8:04 I feel ya man, I've only ever had 1 posted of the 12 I sent
"And the Lord God sayeth, 'She will take your temperature rectally with her meat thermometer. Dude looks like a LADY."
-Jesus "187" Christ
Rutherford pays ladyboys for sex.
She was a hoe fo sho
This site has PermaJeff, it's just as annoying.
Charles Rutherford believes when ur done u will have "fire in the hole"!
Get on that is all that needs to be said
I'm rick James bitch
Oh I get it! I am a fuckin douchebag that needs to get a life and maybe lose my virginity rather than posting the most obvious shit on this website.....
I never get my TFLN's posted on here it's annoying I've sent about 7 and none hav them have been posted
permaboner= priapism (what a terrible costume--she wasn't even in character!)
You wanna know how I got these cigars?
jeff, honey, you're slacking, where are you?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh I get it! For Halloween the girl dressed up like a medical practitioner and after she was done examining him sexually, his erection would never go away!
This text is funny...in America.
damn all these trolls are so upset by jeffs success, first they try copying him then they mock him now they are cursing him... anything for a little bit of acknowledgment
9:26, yeah if she's lesbian too!
8:11, Of course they won't make it, since they actually make sense