Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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