Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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