kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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good personality, large boobs, pretty but kinda fat OR thin, beautiful, flat and bitchy???? I bet most people pick the latter...guys are dumb.
1:41 any fat chick can have big boobs but its especially rare these days to find a girl with an amazing body...
Hi. I'm Kevin and would like to clear up a few things.
1. She was 5' 10", not 6', but that's a quibble.
2. They are real.
3. 1:38 is not living in a fantasy world. I asked her first, but she was busy that night.
i bet kevin was some dick who just fucked her over and she is probably wayy hotter than she gives herself credit for. ugly girls arent usually this witty.
Dude probably paid the model to be his date so he could make his ex jealous.
3:45 sure there might be some 6ft tall freak out there that has a disorder and weighs 130lbs but she sure as hell doesnt have natural C cups. Boobs are fat. You can't be 30lbs underweight and have any fat whatsoever. Sory 3:40. You lose. Either your girl is lying or she has fake tits.
Lol, young grasshopper.
1:46 probably but he won this round! and will probably get another hot chick..girls are soo dumb..
for those girls that think that looks don't matter cause they have a great personality...you can't motorboat personality!
My guess is, he broke up with her. And then she got to eat this bowl of in-your-face for dessert. Here's saying sorry from another girl with a great personality.
3:30...36? No girl can be 30 lbs underweight and be a 36. If so that's an enormous ribcage...those extra large bones themselves would add 10 lbs to the girl. I'm 5lbs OVERweight and I'm still a 32. A 36 is for a wiiiiiide girl. Seems 3:03 knows nothing about his girl's real measurments.
AMEN 1:09. AMAZON. Also they usually don't have tits or an ass. I'll pass.
if some girl was whiny like that to me id slam a pie in her face
you will have 400 babies
aw that's not even funny. i'm sorry
way to give up on yourself.
5'10 is actually much better, I'm 6'0 myself and I'd prefer to date shorter.
the color of that surrender flag is rainbow. as in you should give up and start rug munching
no, 3:03. that's not right at all. I'm 6', 38C, and 165 lbs. I'm considered average by medical standards.
This chick can either 1) bury her face in brownies and ice cream every night for the next ten years, or 2) get hot and have her revenge on the entire male population. CHOOSE CAREFULLY YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.
12:16 personality is important, but motorboating is life
Sorry but a 6ft tall chick is NOT HOT.
There is absolutely nothing more priceless then the look on an ex's face when she sees you with a girl that is WAY better looking then she is lol a little peice of them must die...and that makes me happy inside.
I don't see the fuss with huge boobs.
I'm a 36DD and it's not as fun as you'd think.
The looks you get are cool but bras are expensive and carting around ginormous tits makes your back hurt.
Im ..flat..thin ..and pretty..im not bitchy..
Sorry your ex did that subby. If it makes you feel better most guys like me like petite little things who can be scooped up and carried to bed and who can be tossed around in the sack. I'd never date a girl over 5'7.
Keven played you and all ur friends secretly think he is too good for u anyway. u lose on all fronts, sister.
i'm 6' 4". nothing is hotter than a girl that is tall. mine is 6' 130lbs and is a 36C...
Get the girl he brought really drunk and see if she's a lesbian/bi/bicurious. FUN!
lol no im a girl. my best friend posted this. i had plenty of laughs tonight. thanks everyone =).
actually 3:49 girls can have big boobs and be skinny. Im 5'6, 115 pounds and i have 34Ds.
Oh, and by the way, that's a winning attitude right there.
2:37 #2, agreed big time, petite girls are the best, and cute petite girls....damn...
Kevin's a d-bag and he'll probably fuck it up with the new chick too.
my ex had huge boobs and she was petite and skinny... it was pretty much the jackpot. too bad shes a bitch
5:43 is actually a fat girl pretending to be a guy so she can talk crap about thin girls
HAHAHAAH. i think we both got plenty of laughs. love this.
8:19 you need to get measured somewhere other than victorias secret. Get a bra that fits you, because if that's true you're definitely not a 34.
People named Kevin always do shit like that.
Yep. My Uncle Kevin fucked my mom when I was six. My dad found out, that ended that. Moral of the story? My mom is a whore
8:19 actually it's possible because my best friend is 34D although she is 5,1 but still possible it's just a really tiny person with enormous boobs. lol
I'm 5' 10, 145lbs with a natural 36C
I wouldn't want to be any skinnier or I'd look like a stick!!
I love the chick in this text; something tells me the model-dater missed out on a hell of a cool girl.
sheesh..way to have confidence in yourself.
he probably knew how to feed into your insecurites. like so.
I think I know this Kevin person, and yes, he is a douche bag...and short
herpes...think about it.
Way to go Kevin! And obviously the model was hot enough to get the ugly girl to give up on life. Winning!
Though not good to put yourself down, Kevin sounds like a immature prick...you deserve better
has anyone considered that the person texting this was a guy and not a girl?
put a couple visine drops in both their drinks...neither one of them will be getting laid tonight. Then kick him in the nuts with some steel-toed boots on. Make them balls of his shrivel up to the size of raisins. LOL
3:53 a girl with a 36" band measurement is only an inch and a quarter wider in diameter than you at the ribcage, so "huge" is probably a mischaracterization, there.
130 is still seriously underweight for 6", though.
i dated two runway models. both were bony and crap in bed.
give me an average looking curvy girl who's hot in bed any day.
she should just let Kevin's best friend do it in her ass lol
Yeah, that 6' 130lb girl of that guy is fake. He's a dumbass.
My girlfriend is 6' tall... perfect when she wears her stripper heels and is 6'4"... only 5 inches shorter than me at 6'9". Perfect.
hahahaha POWER THIRST. lol
1:38 is living in a fantasy world
no 6'0 girl is 130 pounds...she's lying to you.
i actually wish this site was not anonymous so i could send you pictures...
Kevin is the man. As long as she dumped him, that just makes my day.
i've been the super hot girl that guys bring to piss off their ex's and trust me its fun
Haha I think your awesome saying that! Fuck that, 10's only date 10's and 4's only 4's, you can't be that bad. Or that chick just feels bad for him.
Kevin@ 2:23- you mean her chest bones are real?!! No way!!!! Runway models can't have boobs- clothes are supposed to hang on them like they would on a hanger. That's the whole point. She's either lying or works shows like the Dillards mothers day special on a Sunday afternoon. LOL
12:07 thinks inner beauty matters most. WRONG!! Just ask Kevin he will tell you.
fat guy in a liiiiittle coaaat...
Also, girls 5'4" or less > girls 5'5" or more. Though they can still be cute up to 5'7", 5'8"...
3:03 is full of shit. Those measurments make for an awkward looking chick. 130 is disgustingly skinny for a 6 ft tall girl. The health standards call for 100lbs at 5 ft and 5 pounds for every inch over 5 ft. That puts "your girl" at 30 lbs underweight. Gross. To even have natural C cup boobs when you're 30 lbs underweight is...well...impossible.
LOL @ 3:29
Getting back at an ex that well, priceless
1:42 is the fat chick who sits at home eating Ding dongs and crying while attractive women date the guys she likes
why do people feel the need to brag on anonymous websites? and better yet, why would anyone actually believe them?
This is amazing. At least she finally figured it out.
YOU'RE ALL FOOLS! HE DRANK A BUD LIGHT! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW TO GET THE CHICKS?!?
the color is baby poo brown