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  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:41pm

    good personality, large boobs, pretty but kinda fat OR thin, beautiful, flat and bitchy???? I bet most people pick the latter...guys are dumb.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:41 any fat chick can have big boobs but its especially rare these days to find a girl with an amazing body...

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:26pm

    My guess is, he broke up with her. And then she got to eat this bowl of in-your-face for dessert. Here's saying sorry from another girl with a great personality.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:13pm

    aaaaaaannddd SCORE!

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:56pm

    1:46 probably but he won this round! and will probably get another hot chick..girls are soo dumb..

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:40pm

    i bet kevin was some dick who just fucked her over and she is probably wayy hotter than she gives herself credit for. ugly girls arent usually this witty.

  • 31 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:53pm

    3:30...36? No girl can be 30 lbs underweight and be a 36. If so that's an enormous ribcage...those extra large bones themselves would add 10 lbs to the girl. I'm 5lbs OVERweight and I'm still a 32. A 36 is for a wiiiiiide girl. Seems 3:03 knows nothing about his girl's real measurments.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:06pm

    hahahaha POWER THIRST. lol

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:16pm

    for those girls that think that looks don't matter cause they have a great personality...you can't motorboat personality!

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:45 sure there might be some 6ft tall freak out there that has a disorder and weighs 130lbs but she sure as hell doesnt have natural C cups. Boobs are fat. You can't be 30lbs underweight and have any fat whatsoever. Sory 3:40. You lose. Either your girl is lying or she has fake tits.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:19pm

    aw that's not even funny. i'm sorry

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58pm

    herpes...think about it.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:37pm

    Yeah, that 6' 130lb girl of that guy is fake. He's a dumbass. My girlfriend is 6' tall... perfect when she wears her stripper heels and is 6'4"... only 5 inches shorter than me at 6'9". Perfect.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:26pm

    if some girl was whiny like that to me id slam a pie in her face

  • 28 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:33pm

    Kevin@ 2:23- you mean her chest bones are real?!! No way!!!! Runway models can't have boobs- clothes are supposed to hang on them like they would on a hanger. That's the whole point. She's either lying or works shows like the Dillards mothers day special on a Sunday afternoon. LOL

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:11pm

    AMEN 1:09. AMAZON. Also they usually don't have tits or an ass. I'll pass.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:44pm

    Dude probably paid the model to be his date so he could make his ex jealous.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:45pm

    no 6'0 girl is 130 pounds...she's lying to you.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:07pm

    way to give up on yourself.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:09pm

    Sorry but a 6ft tall chick is NOT HOT.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:16 personality is important, but motorboating is life

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:19pm

    actually 3:49 girls can have big boobs and be skinny. Im 5'6, 115 pounds and i have 34Ds.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:26pm

    the color of that surrender flag is rainbow. as in you should give up and start rug munching

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:40pm

    i actually wish this site was not anonymous so i could send you pictures...

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:05am

    I love the chick in this text; something tells me the model-dater missed out on a hell of a cool girl.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:28am

    my ex had huge boobs and she was petite and skinny... it was pretty much the jackpot. too bad shes a bitch

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:06am

    5:43 is actually a fat girl pretending to be a guy so she can talk crap about thin girls

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13pm

    you will have 400 babies

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:17am

    I'm 5' 10, 145lbs with a natural 36C I wouldn't want to be any skinnier or I'd look like a stick!!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:37pm

    fat guy in a liiiiittle coaaat... Also, girls 5'4" or less > girls 5'5" or more. Though they can still be cute up to 5'7", 5'8"...

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:00pm

    Kevin is the man. As long as she dumped him, that just makes my day.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    i'm 6' 4". nothing is hotter than a girl that is tall. mine is 6' 130lbs and is a 36C...

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:35am

    Though not good to put yourself down, Kevin sounds like a immature prick...you deserve better

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    1:42 is the fat chick who sits at home eating Ding dongs and crying while attractive women date the guys she likes

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:48pm

    Haha I think your awesome saying that! Fuck that, 10's only date 10's and 4's only 4's, you can't be that bad. Or that chick just feels bad for him.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:14pm

    Keven played you and all ur friends secretly think he is too good for u anyway. u lose on all fronts, sister.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:21pm

    Im ..flat..thin ..and pretty..im not bitchy..

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:07am

    the color is baby poo brown

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:32am

    There is absolutely nothing more priceless then the look on an ex's face when she sees you with a girl that is WAY better looking then she is lol a little peice of them must die...and that makes me happy inside.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:48pm

    no, 3:03. that's not right at all. I'm 6', 38C, and 165 lbs. I'm considered average by medical standards.

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:29pm

    This chick can either 1) bury her face in brownies and ice cream every night for the next ten years, or 2) get hot and have her revenge on the entire male population. CHOOSE CAREFULLY YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:13pm

    Hi. I'm Kevin and would like to clear up a few things. 1. She was 5' 10", not 6', but that's a quibble. 2. They are real. 3. 1:38 is not living in a fantasy world. I asked her first, but she was busy that night.

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:38pm

    i've been the super hot girl that guys bring to piss off their ex's and trust me its fun

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:08pm

    12:07 thinks inner beauty matters most. WRONG!! Just ask Kevin he will tell you.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:01am

    I think I know this Kevin person, and yes, he is a douche bag...and short

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:37pm

    Sorry your ex did that subby. If it makes you feel better most guys like me like petite little things who can be scooped up and carried to bed and who can be tossed around in the sack. I'd never date a girl over 5'7.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:03pm

    8:19 you need to get measured somewhere other than victorias secret. Get a bra that fits you, because if that's true you're definitely not a 34.

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:37 #2, agreed big time, petite girls are the best, and cute petite girls....damn...

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:37pm

    5'10 is actually much better, I'm 6'0 myself and I'd prefer to date shorter.

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:35am

    has anyone considered that the person texting this was a guy and not a girl?

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:43pm

    i dated two runway models. both were bony and crap in bed. give me an average looking curvy girl who's hot in bed any day. she should just let Kevin's best friend do it in her ass lol

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:32am

    This is amazing. At least she finally figured it out.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23am

    8:19 actually it's possible because my best friend is 34D although she is 5,1 but still possible it's just a really tiny person with enormous boobs. lol

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:41pm

    I don't see the fuss with huge boobs. I'm a 36DD and it's not as fun as you'd think. The looks you get are cool but bras are expensive and carting around ginormous tits makes your back hurt.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:25pm

    put a couple visine drops in both their drinks...neither one of them will be getting laid tonight. Then kick him in the nuts with some steel-toed boots on. Make them balls of his shrivel up to the size of raisins. LOL

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:54am

    why do people feel the need to brag on anonymous websites? and better yet, why would anyone actually believe them?

  • 17 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:03 is full of shit. Those measurments make for an awkward looking chick. 130 is disgustingly skinny for a 6 ft tall girl. The health standards call for 100lbs at 5 ft and 5 pounds for every inch over 5 ft. That puts "your girl" at 30 lbs underweight. Gross. To even have natural C cup boobs when you're 30 lbs underweight is...well...impossible. LOL @ 3:29

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:26pm

    Oh, and by the way, that's a winning attitude right there.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:59am

    lol no im a girl. my best friend posted this. i had plenty of laughs tonight. thanks everyone =).

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:38 is living in a fantasy world

  • 21 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:36am

    Getting back at an ex that well, priceless

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:28pm

    People named Kevin always do shit like that.

    • 41 34
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:05pm

      Yep. My Uncle Kevin fucked my mom when I was six. My dad found out, that ended that. Moral of the story? My mom is a whore

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:45pm

    HAHAHAAH. i think we both got plenty of laughs. love this.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:46pm

    Kevin's a d-bag and he'll probably fuck it up with the new chick too.

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:41pm

    Lol, young grasshopper.

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:11am

    YOU'RE ALL FOOLS! HE DRANK A BUD LIGHT! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW TO GET THE CHICKS?!?

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:07pm

    sheesh..way to have confidence in yourself. he probably knew how to feed into your insecurites. like so.

  • 14 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:22pm

    3:53 a girl with a 36" band measurement is only an inch and a quarter wider in diameter than you at the ribcage, so "huge" is probably a mischaracterization, there. 130 is still seriously underweight for 6", though.

  • 21 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:23pm

    Get the girl he brought really drunk and see if she's a lesbian/bi/bicurious. FUN!

  • 7 28
    Submitted by bigez711 on Sep 22, 11 at 2:56pm

    Way to go Kevin! And obviously the model was hot enough to get the ugly girl to give up on life. Winning!